Why should we write essays?

It’s well known that teachers love to make us, their students, write essays, but, why? Do they really care about our opinion? Or is it  just something they like doing because they hate us?
I guess they go for the classic, that’s my opinion, teachers made them write essays, they make us write essays, and we are gonna make our students write essays. It is like they are used to do it, not to innovate.
But we all hate writing essays! That’s true, we have to think and to write, and we all know niggers  students hate doing that, because they’re lazy as fuck, and they waste all their time drinking and hanging out with friends. But what about the good niggers students? There are not good niggers it’s all an illusion, it’s on your mind brotha reader.
So, in conclusion we make essays because somebody told us to make them, and somebody told that person to make them one day, it’s kind of a cycle, almost magical.
And I still don’t like essays niggers.

Gabriel V.