How to "ALLAHU AKBAR!"

1.-First you need a crowded place:
You know, full of people, women, dogs, and cats, infidels, etc...
It's your family there? No problem! They will be happy to help.

2.-You need a plan:
What are you going to do to praise Allah? Blow shit out, ofcourse. There is no way you can make Allah happy than showing all those infidels it's great power,

3.- The "BOOM":
What are you going to use to praise the great Allah? Planes usually work well, but those are hard to get. AllahuAkbarWiki.boom recommends a homemade bomb, ask your local gunstore for some gunpowder and an extinguisher, you might be able to get all these for free if you carry your AK-47 when you go shopping.

4.-Going to the place:You can ask your goat to give you a ride, or you can take the car of your infidel christian neighbor, posibilities are limitless!

5.-Prepare:Take the detonator of your bomb, ask someone to talk with you, discuss a few things about Allah, goats and Haram, then, you're good to go!

6.-الله أكبر! (ALLAHU AKBAR!):
Say it, say the words "ALLAHU AKBAR!" out loud and let everyone hear it, now, detonate the bomb.
Awesome, you're now in the "Muslim Heaven", remember, the more infidels you killed, the more virgins you get to have fun with.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU SUCCESFULLY ALLAHU AKBAR
                                                                                                                                                     -الله أكبر

Gabriel Valenzuela
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