Tuesday, 17 March 2015

How To Start a Dictatorship


  1. You need to go into the Army. That gives you access to real weapons of massive destruction (To destroy the communist government on your country).
  2. You have to become a General. You can get there by a lot of years of service or with a little help of a relative in the Army. Maybe your dad or your uncle.
  3. Send a dead threat to the president. He has to leave the charge. If he doesn't do it, you must attack the palace (depending on which branch of the Army Forces you are into, send planes, tanks or infantry).
  4. Take the president's charge by force. Then, you need to make good laws and give people nice things (like candy or free Wi-Fi)
  5. You have to eliminate all the people against you, making them disappear in the dessert. Make sure no one escapes, so they won't have proofs.
  6. Stop every attempt of a plebiscite revolution. Keep on making people happy while making yourself feared and respected. 



Wladimir Cobarrubias
Yulisa Monsálvez



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